Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Bachelorette Fantasy - Week 6 Part 2

Wow, what a week! Just like that nearly half of the remaining men are gone. Kaitlyn quickly cutting the wheat from the chaff, eliminating JJ, Tanner, Chris, and Ben Z. I'm absolutely floored that Ben Z went home instead of Joe but I guess that's what happens when your opponent on the 2x1 drops the "I'm a cheater" bomb. Way to go JJ. Without further ado, here's the scorecard for the week.


Top Scorers of the Week


1) Chris (14 points)
Despite being eliminated on this episode Chris was able to rack up the most points. He received credit for a Week 6 rose, making out with Kaitlyn, and crying (even if it was blatantly fake). I think he was trying to make a case that he should be the next Bachelor, but I think there is absolutely zero chance of that happening. Its interesting to realize that the top scorer in the competition to this point is out already.


2) Norm Core Nick (13 points)
Nick was able to rack up 13 points without the benefit of any roses, getting points for making out, crying, and crying in front of the Bachelorette. He continues to rack up points week after week, truly a spectacular performance for him. Even if you discount the 50 coitus points, he would be third in the overall point standings despite missing the first two weeks entirely.


3) Ben H and Shawn B (11 points)
The two roommates (?) tie for third here with similar scoring lines - Week 6 rose, making out, and first (Ben)/last (Shawn) roses. These two are the clear front runners for winning at this point despite having amazingly different styles. Ben is always very controlled and reserved even when bringing up stressful issues while Shawn is clearly on edge.


Confusing Scenario of the Week: Kaitlyn's San Antonio Visit
The way Shawn described the incident it seemed that he and Kaitlyn were alone in his room. This week it was revealed that was not the case - it seems that Ben H and Shawn where in the room together. This poses a number of questions:
  • Do they always share rooms?
  • Who was sharing a room with Nick, if he did spend the night with Kaitlyn?
  • Was Kaitlyn in Shawn's bed?
  • Was Ben H pretending to be asleep?
Regardless, a truly bizarre scenario. And it seemed that Ben H was implying that something physical had happened between Shawn and Kaitlyn while he was in the shower - which he then backed off of. Just a very very confusing scene


Power Ranking the Teams:

1) Milli (Shawn B) - Barring Ben H having confirmed coitus, Milli should have it locked up. He's got a big lead and no one else is close. The only question is can he stave off the power of Norm Core Nick and the Undrafteds.

2) Wiz (Ben H) - The big question is whether Wiz can catch Team K? He needs 19 points - which would likely come from either Ben H. getting to the Final 2 or having a meltdown. I think those are fair odds, and would bet on him getting those points.

3) Team K (No One) - Team K has no one left - and is just trying to hold on to second, but will likely fall to third. Losing both JJ and Chris in the same week has to hurt.

4 Team E (Jared) - Jared is definitely in the friend-zone, but that doesn't matter to E as he has single-handedly kept her semi-relevant in this league.

5) Team A (Joe) - #JoeJoeJoe. The only reason he made it through last week was because of the fact JJ is a self-professed cheater. We will see if there are enough meltdowns to keep him around for another week.

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