Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A Deep Dive into Bow Ties

With horse race season upon us, Wiz and Milli do a quick breakdown on bow tie selection - a critical aspect of any race-worthy wardrobe. (Sidenote: No Clip-ons, No Brown Ties)

The Standard: Stripes


Wiz: Standard. Not much to see or say here. Will garner just enough attention to get noticed but nothing more. Easy to pair with color-wise and useful for multiple occasions.

Milli: Exactly like a striped tie. Sometimes classic is just a euphemism for boring.

How You'll Feel:

Wiz: 4/10 - Like a First Timer or an Old Timer

Milli: 4/10 - Like you should have opted for a different tie

Monday, April 13, 2015

So Now What: "Work" Shoes

In this series, Milli and Wiz evaluate clothing and accessory options that a young professional needs to be thinking about now that he is in the "real world." This week - Shoes.

In college you only needed a few pairs of shoes:  boat shoes, flip flops, some running shoes, and maybe a retro pair of Nike Air Max 90's. That list changes a bit once you get into the real world. I'll evaluate some of the more common shoes, looking at Formality, Style, and Who's Impressed by the shoes you've got on.


The Workhorse: Brown Wingtips




Thursday, April 2, 2015

So Now What: Watches

In this series, Milli and Wiz evaluate clothing and accessory options that a young professional needs to be thinking about now that he is in the "real world." This week - Watches.

In college, I almost never wore a watch. If I needed to know the time I just looked at my phone, plus they just got in the way.  But in the real world, it's a bit of a necessity - you can't check your phone in some meetings, and they are expected at certain events. Here, we will break down some different watch categories and assess them on functionality, formality, and style.

Classic Watch



Every guy needs one of these in their closet. These watches feature a leather band (either black or brown) and a plain, small to medium face. If i had to pick one, I would pick a black band, white face, and gold case. This is your heavy-duty, everyday at the office watch.  Professional, but not going to wow anyone.  Appropriate to wear at work and all formal settings; not great for extracurricular activities.

Functionality: Flip phone in a smart phone world
Formality: Wearing a dark navy suit to a job interview
Style: Like a low 90's fastball right down the middle


Casual Watch



These have more variety.  Maybe the face, case or band are a unique color.  Maybe they are a made of an unusual material. Maybe the face is over-sized. These watches let you flash a little creativity or personal style.  Appropriate to wear in business casual settings, while hanging out or when out and about with friends. One of my personal favorites is watches made by WeWood (as you may have guessed it, the band and casing are made of wood).

Functionality: Like a spoiler on a car that can't break 120
Formality: Perfect for gauging how many drinks you can get in before last call
Style: Like wearing rainbow socks to work


Metal Watches



For people trying to show a little flash at work or while out.  Great if you have a few grand burning a hole in your pocket or to receive as a graduation present. Made of steel for a clean look; gold/silver for the fashionistas out there. Versatile - you can wear them with a suit or at the beach.  Personally, I've never liked them, but some swear by them.

Functionality: It tells the time
Formality: The Swiss army knife of watches
Style: Bling, bling, bling


Sports Watches



For fishers, runners, and the other aspiring sportsmen of the world.  These watches tend to be bigger, more complex, and have added functionality (submersible, GPS, etc).  Great for their intended functionality but not great in the office or for around town.  Some fitness trackers are small enough that they can be paired with a normal watch on a day-to-day basis, but ordinarily leave the sports watch at home when you go to work.

Functionality: Can tell you just how slow you really are
Formality: Like a short sleeve button down
Style: N/A


Smart Watch



The jury is still out on these from a utility perspective, but with the announcement and pending release of the Apple Watch, I am sure they will begin penetrating the workforce. Apple made a clear stance that they want their watch to be seen as a fashion accessory with the gold variants, but it's not clear whether these will catch on and replace traditional watches.  My hunch is that they may catch on as a day-to-day timepiece, but will never replace the most formal of watches.

Functionality: So you can see that text message 10 seconds faster
Formality: Not quite yet
Style: My smart watch brings all the nerds to the yard

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The Definitive Ranking of Hats

A good hat can complete a look, keep the pesky sun out of your face or even just hide those ears you're self-conscious about. I've compiled a list of the different types of hats out there, so you can make an informed decision about which to wear out of the house.


1.  Baseball cap (forward, fitted) - 



I'm not talking about the comically over-sized cap that Smalls wears in The Sandlot. I just mean a nice, fitted baseball cap. You can even get the flam brim if you want, though I prefer the classic look. I have nothing against flat-brimmed caps, I'm just not white enough to think I'm hood enough to pull it off.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Patagonia Power Rankings

Inspired by the recent half off sale on Patagonia fleeces.


Tier Take it or Leave It: Any brown Patagonia, #turdcolored


Tier Not Sure How We Feel: Two Tones and Hoodies