Friday, July 31, 2015

Bachelorette Finale Live Chat

Wiz and Milli discuss the finale of this season of The Bachelorette, with their beloved back and forth banter.



Wiz - So, did you successfully make it through this season with no spoilers? I did not: saw both the snapchat (which I believe) and the rumor that she picks no winner (which I hope is not true)?


Milli - I’ve seen articles alluding to said snapchat. Wish I hadn’t. Pretty sure we both know who wins...

Monday, July 20, 2015

Skip Bayless: Professional Troll and General Asshole

Milli is starting a new series (in order to have a regular commitment to blog) in which he'll highlight a sports personality who he can't stand. This week: Skip Bayless.

I'm sure many of you are familiar with Skip Bayless. He is the definition of a blowhard. He knows little to nothing about analyzing professional sports, but has opinions on everything sports related. He's all about generalities and controversial opinions. He's made a career of being an uninformed troll, and it drives me crazy.

Relentless hatred of Lebron James:

Look, I'm not the biggest Lebron James fan. But he's undeniably an incredible athlete, and the best player in basketball today. Skip will never admit it. Never. Ever. I can go on and on with clips of Skip disrespecting Lebron. It's his main schtick. If Lebron loses, you can be sure Skip is slamming him the next day.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Week 8 Recap: El Padre Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found ourselves THE Bachelor. While part of America is anxiously awaiting who Kaitlyn has picked, at least half (all the women) let out a huge sigh of relief that she is not picking Ben H. This means that he will certainly be the next Bachelor. The biggest question remaining isn't whether Kaitlyn picks Nick or Shawn but whether or not Ben drops the H next season.


The Scoreboard

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Bachelorette Week 7 Recap

Drama drama drama! Another fantastic week in Bachelorette land. Joe gets dismissed, Jared is sent packing, and we have another Right Reasons spotting. This season has quickly accelerated from "meh - I guess this is interesting" to "much watch" TV. Also: Are you a virgin?



Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Bachelorette Fantasy - Week 6 Part 2

Wow, what a week! Just like that nearly half of the remaining men are gone. Kaitlyn quickly cutting the wheat from the chaff, eliminating JJ, Tanner, Chris, and Ben Z. I'm absolutely floored that Ben Z went home instead of Joe but I guess that's what happens when your opponent on the 2x1 drops the "I'm a cheater" bomb. Way to go JJ. Without further ado, here's the scorecard for the week.