Fantasy Bachelorette: Week 5/6

Wow, what a fantastic week... Ian completed his meltdown, we got confirmed coitus on the show for the first time in a while, and Shawn B is teed up for a fantastically emotional heart-to-heart. All of this yielded us..... very few points, so we'll keep it short and sweet this week.

Ian Implodes in an Intellectual...Implosion

So last week on the Bachelorette, Ian decided to be honest with Kaitlyn. He said some things ("She's not half as hot as my ex-girlfriend"), but the producers saved most of it for the next episode. He continued tonight...and he did not spare her feelings. It was a showdown for the ages.

"My connection with Kaitlyn is pretty superficial. Because what I am is pretty deep." #deep

Bachelorette Fantasy Week "5" Recap

Things finally heated up this week. Team Wiz is coming on strong, two "Falling in Loves," multiple "Right Reasons," a betrayal, and one attempt to grind Kaitlyn's self-esteem as low as possible. Let's get right into the action.

Sorry. No Article Today, But...

So this video is making its way around the internet. It's one of the funnier things I've seen recently. Give it a watch or two. I've seen it three times already and can't stop giggling at the silly Bosnians.

Bachelorette Week 3/4 Recap

I will be combining the remaining portion of last week and this week into a single recap, and yet we still get no rose ceremony! Relatively straightforward recap here, however we did get a few scoring disputes that were resolved via league vote. First off, how about a round of applause for the producers! Another fantastic producer plant in Tony the healer aka Hippy Tom Brady.

Why Nadal vs Djokovic is a Must Watch

It's rare that we see the best player in the world, in peak form, face off with the most dominant player on a particular surface. Its even rarer that it happens in the quarterfinals. With Federer losing today, this is widely regarded as the Finals of the French Open. It's just being played a few days too soon. I know it's in the morning, in the middle of the week, but you have to find a way to watch this match. This may be the most exciting and important match since Federer/Nadal (2008 Wimbledon).

Bachelorrette Recap - Week 2

Yes, I know this technically is a recap that encompasses both Weeks 2 and 3, but I am not going to fall into ABC's "To be continued" trap. This recap series and fantasy league will be based solely upon rose ceremonies. This week roses were worth two points (since it was the 2nd rose ceremony). So without further ado, here is the scoring for week 2, brought to you by this dynamic duo.

Bachelorette Power Ranking - Week 3 Quotes

So, here are my top 4 quotes contributors from tonight's episode. Please note that these quotes are as I heard them, and may not actually be what the contestants said. Seriously, if you expect fact-checking, get off my site now.

4. Kupah - 

"We're gonna whisper now"
"I think she has chlamydia"
"I don't even like her"