Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Leave Geno Alone!

So, the big news in the NFL yesterday was that Eli Manning will end his consecutive game streak at 210, making way for, way for it......Geno Smith. Sorry Davis Webb, you'll have to wait for your time in the sun.

Geno has had a rough go so far in his career, but deserves nowhere near the constant level of hate he receives. He's played in one game the last three years. He's only 27. To say he's washed-up, and then give 2nd, 3rd and 4th chances to quarterbacks like Ryan Fitzpatrick and Josh McCown, is ludicrous. Here's just a sample of reactions from Twitter to this completely reasonable move fora 2-9 team...


And here's an extra one just for fun:
Geno's been called lazy, been ridiculed, and got fucking blamed for being punched in the face. Geno got punched in the face by a grown ass man over $600, and it was Geno's fault?! Oh, and since it was Geno of course there was some light-hearted mockery to follow:

Then he had to watch as Ryan FUCKING Fitzpatrick come in and get to play alongside Brandon Marshall and Eric Decker and light it up. Just to set the record straight, here are Geno's top WRs in his two seasons starting for the Jets:


Sounds alright, until you realize Holmes was coming off breaking his foot the year before. Two weeks before the season he said that he was unable to run routes or cut. David Nelson ended up being a bigger part of the offense than Santonio. Geno took this killer combination of Stephen Hill, Jeremy Kerley, David Nelson and this hobbled shell of Santonio Holmes (in his last year) and went 8-8.

HOLD ON, READ THAT BACK. Geno went 8-8 with this STEPHEN HILL, this JEREMY KERLEY and this DAVID NELSON. Geno had 5 game-winning drives. Pretty okay for a rookie.

Cue 2014. He had Eric Decker, underrated WR. That said...Decker played the season hobbled with a hamstring issues. When he finally took some time off to recover, he came back and lit it up. Those final 4 games of 2014 that are cited as Geno's ability to play QB are with a healthier Decker. Needless to say, Geno struggled a bit, and replaced by a past-it Mike Vick, who unsurprisingly also struggled.

I don't know, I just feel like a 12-18 record over 2 seasons of work isn't a reason not to give him another spin. Hell, Fitzy is 48-70. Ryan Fitzpatrick was called upon to start 118 games as a NFL quarterback. Maybe we all should just give Geno a chance.

Anyway, here are some Geno highlights, obviously cherry-picked but just showing some of that "arm talent" the scouts are always raving about. Also pay attention to the absolute trash receivers on the end of these TDs (All-World TE Jeff Cumberland has a few in here. Who, you ask? Just thank god every day that you're not a Jets fan).


In conclusion,

LEAVE GENO ALONE!


Friday, July 31, 2015

Bachelorette Finale Live Chat

Wiz and Milli discuss the finale of this season of The Bachelorette, with their beloved back and forth banter.



Wiz - So, did you successfully make it through this season with no spoilers? I did not: saw both the snapchat (which I believe) and the rumor that she picks no winner (which I hope is not true)?


Milli - I’ve seen articles alluding to said snapchat. Wish I hadn’t. Pretty sure we both know who wins...

Monday, July 20, 2015

Skip Bayless: Professional Troll and General Asshole

Milli is starting a new series (in order to have a regular commitment to blog) in which he'll highlight a sports personality who he can't stand. This week: Skip Bayless.

I'm sure many of you are familiar with Skip Bayless. He is the definition of a blowhard. He knows little to nothing about analyzing professional sports, but has opinions on everything sports related. He's all about generalities and controversial opinions. He's made a career of being an uninformed troll, and it drives me crazy.

Relentless hatred of Lebron James:

Look, I'm not the biggest Lebron James fan. But he's undeniably an incredible athlete, and the best player in basketball today. Skip will never admit it. Never. Ever. I can go on and on with clips of Skip disrespecting Lebron. It's his main schtick. If Lebron loses, you can be sure Skip is slamming him the next day.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Week 8 Recap: El Padre Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found ourselves THE Bachelor. While part of America is anxiously awaiting who Kaitlyn has picked, at least half (all the women) let out a huge sigh of relief that she is not picking Ben H. This means that he will certainly be the next Bachelor. The biggest question remaining isn't whether Kaitlyn picks Nick or Shawn but whether or not Ben drops the H next season.


The Scoreboard

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Bachelorette Week 7 Recap

Drama drama drama! Another fantastic week in Bachelorette land. Joe gets dismissed, Jared is sent packing, and we have another Right Reasons spotting. This season has quickly accelerated from "meh - I guess this is interesting" to "much watch" TV. Also: Are you a virgin?



Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Bachelorette Fantasy - Week 6 Part 2

Wow, what a week! Just like that nearly half of the remaining men are gone. Kaitlyn quickly cutting the wheat from the chaff, eliminating JJ, Tanner, Chris, and Ben Z. I'm absolutely floored that Ben Z went home instead of Joe but I guess that's what happens when your opponent on the 2x1 drops the "I'm a cheater" bomb. Way to go JJ. Without further ado, here's the scorecard for the week.


Friday, June 26, 2015

Fantasy Bachelorette: Week 5/6

Wow, what a fantastic week... Ian completed his meltdown, we got confirmed coitus on the show for the first time in a while, and Shawn B is teed up for a fantastically emotional heart-to-heart. All of this yielded us..... very few points, so we'll keep it short and sweet this week.